Thank you for calling Apple Tech Support. We are currently unable to help you as you have been unable to provide the required proof of a mind. When you find your mind, please call us back…
I would have put him on hold…
…and then I would have gone home, or perhaps on vacation.
Hold music appreciation
Sometimes I get the impression that hold music is really a gauntlet designed to weed out those who truly need tech support from those that just want someone to talk to. Apparently I’m not the only one.